I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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