I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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