May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
