my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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