Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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