At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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