Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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