I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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