On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
