so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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