called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
How naked do you want me to be?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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