The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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