ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
