Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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