Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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