no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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