I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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