So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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