Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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