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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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