Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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