the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm bleeding and have questions
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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