My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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