Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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