ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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