I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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