i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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