Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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