my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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