HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
