he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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