do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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