Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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