Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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