i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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