I wanna bring you to show and tell
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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