five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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