One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
These tits shall not be calmed
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