Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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