He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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