What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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