Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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