Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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