I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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