you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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