Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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