I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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