hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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