Hey man sorry I got all grabby
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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