Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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