I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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