at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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