you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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