Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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