i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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