Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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