Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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