I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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